I knew from the moment I heard that it was a film about 'Nazi Zombies' that it was something that would be at minimum moderately entertaining, and the film truly did not disappoint. Now is probably a good time to mention that one real sporty and adventurous girl decided to ski to this cabin, by herself, through this virtually unnavigable snowy mountain region of Norway. So here is where every mistake ever made in a horror movie is somehow wrapped up all in one real thriller. From here on out, you lose all objectivity of any sort of direction this story is going. I'm a little curious about what kind of weaponry they scrounged up to overtake an entire trained army.But anyway, this whole 'plot' consumes the first twenty minutes of the movie. Sick of the oppression, this small town of stoic mountain dwellers organizes a revolt, killing 300 of the Nazis. This crazy old man goes on to tell a story about Germany's occupation of the area during WWII, stating that the Nazis treated the Norwegians poorly. Now I don't know about you, but if I'm headed on a spring break to a desolate mountain to drink and flirt with cute Norwegian boys, the last thing I'm interested n is the history of a 20-person shantytown.
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